superbowl

superbowl
1. (superbowl) (4475↑, 1198↓)
30 second clips of men running in between commercials.

Person 1: Who do you think will win the Superbowl? Person 2: What's that? Oh, those men running in between the commercials?

2. (superbowl) (764↑, 300↓)
A sporting event in which major corporations shamelessly promote thier products with obnoxious commercials, and music artists who were never meant to sing together, sing together.

Did you see that Superbowl commercial when the monkey tries to fuck that lady?

3. (superbowl) (894↑, 478↓)
a REALLY big bowl.

this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries\! Mmmmm, cranberries\!

4. (Superbowl) (450↑, 181↓)
1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring 2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price

"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV" "WHAT?\!?\!?\! We're so poor we can't pay attention\!" "Superbowl" "oh... OK"

5. (superbowl) (170↑, 44↓)
1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better. 2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes. 3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu. 4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.

1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season. 2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note. 3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25. 4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.

6. (superbowl) (359↑, 242↓)
An excuse for Janet Jackson to expose her [booby].

Justin says it was a "wardrobe malfunction?\!" I think not\!

7. (Superbowl) (44↑, 21↓)
The proving grounds to see the best of the best football teams. Or a chance to blow a perfect season\!

Jack: "Dude, did you see the Patriots and Giants Superbowl Game?" Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."

8. (Superbowl) (37↑, 19↓)
A huge event where millions of people watch long but unfunny commercials and eat fatty food. Oh yeah, there's also some football.

"Hey, who won the Superbowl last night?" "Who cares, did you see that GoDaddy commercial?"

9. (Superbowl) (14↑, 5↓)
It is where you pack five different kinds of weed into one massive bowl and smoke it. Then you eat a mushroom after you are super blazed you will trip balls... your world will melt away and damn.... do it if you have the chance, 5 STARS\!

dude... i just did a superbowl... i am so far into space... oh look, the sky is melting... shit this is intense...

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10. (superbowl) (170↑, 163↓)
one of janet jackson's biggest embarresments, first being related to micheal jackson

hey, my if brother can expose himself to children, then i can expose myself to the whole nation\!

11. (superbowl) (22↑, 18↓)
A forbidden term, now known as "the SB word". It is being replaced by "The Big Game", particularly in commercials for products you might enjoy while watching the game on TV. Of course, if a small retail store would like to leave a million dollar tribute at the feet of the NFL president, then the taboo gets magically lifted.

"Hey Mom, stop on down to Bill's Bakery for a football shaped ice cream cake, perfect for your Superbowl party . . ." ERRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAOOOWWWW\! "Assume the position\! You're under arrest for copyright infringement\!" "No, no, I meant "the Big Game\! Please, I have a family\!"

12. (superbowl) (62↑, 58↓)
1. A great football game in which the best of the best are proven. 2. A crappy half time show. 3. A good commercial.

man 1: Woah did you see Janet's boob\!?\! man 2: No i was too busy watchin that Bud commercial. man 1: No worries i TiVoed it. man 2: SWEET\!

13. (superbowl) (9↑, 6↓)
A match up of the underdog and the most worshiped team in the U.S. Should be considered a Nationwide holiday, but sadly isn't. The whole reason for having a Superbowl party is to drink beer, yell loudly for no reason, fight with the neighbors over what team will win, ingest so much food that you will be full for 3 weeks, watch stupid commercials and laugh uncontrollably at how they make no sense, and to make ridiculous bets that will have your co-workers laughing at you for over 6 months.

I cheered on the Jets for the superbowl. I drank 3, 24 packs for beer and during the commercial breaks I yelled across the street how the patriots were losing at the neighbors.

14. (superbowl) (33↑, 30↓)
The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

15. (Superbowl) (1↑, 1↓)
An opportunity to stuff your face with snacks, deck yourself out in face paint while bellowing like a fratboy even though you're a thirteen-year-old girl, sounding more like a drunk trucker, and to listen to all the white rap songs about the packers. Oh, and football. But who watches the Superbowl for football?

You: Hey, the Superbowl is on tonight\! Her: WHOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAH GO PACKAS\superbowl You: Woah there...

16. (superbowl) (3↑, 3↓)
an emense marijuana smoking device tha can be made of wood, ceramics, or glass. to be considered a superbowl the pack of the bowl must be roughly the area of a loveseat.

"dude, that isn't a loveseat, its my superbowl. wanna PIU"

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17. (superbowl) (12↑, 15↓)
Just another excuse to gamble, drink and eat and sit on your [ass] all day long and actually believe the players on the other side of the television can hear you and your obnoxious testosterone.

Be quiet and pass me the tacos, chilli, chips, a few beers and the squares while I watch the superbowl game.

18. (superbowl) (27↑, 30↓)
a way to get your girlfriend\\wife to watch football. only they watch it for commercials and a bad half time show.

bring back the bud-bowl

19. (Superbowl) (38↑, 42↓)
The game in which the two best teams from both divisions compete to crown the championship. An excellent sporting event that people outside of the US feel that they can't like for some strange reason.

American: Hey you wanna watch some of the superbowl? Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior. American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it. Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.

20. (superbowl) (2↑, 8↓)
1.)a really large quantity of marijuana smoked at one time out of one smoking device. 2.)a stoner holiday that occurs every year on the same day as the lesser known Superbowl of the NFL. Much marijuana and munchies are consumed on this day. This day is generally accepted in the stoner community as just another excuse to consume large amounts of intoxicants.

Woah, I smoked a bunch of superbowls on the superbowl on sunday, I think I'm still stoned.

21. (superbowl) (29↑, 38↓)
a football game with a half time show where janet jacksons boob pops out after justin rips her shirt off

did you watch the superbowl this weekend? that was the best damn half time show ever\!

22. (superbowl) (2↑, 13↓)
when someone hikes you the bowl and then light it, rip it, then paaasss it out, and go deep\! then repeat.

yo brah, had a really gay-jizzy day, one u nukkas pack me a superbowl\!

23. (superbowl) (13↑, 25↓)
When the top two teams of the league, one from the AFC and one from the NFC, play for the title. this year its between the patriots and panthers. oh yeah and its the best thing ever, next to bacon.

Man, the panthers will get [pwned] by the pats in the superbowl this year.

24. (superbowl) (13↑, 26↓)
gives a bunch of guys reasons to sit on there butts.. more than usally. watch TV, drink beer, chips an other beer gut gaining foods. all over a game on TV.and not do anything all day.

just about every house in the USA.

25. (superbowl) (12↑, 27↓)
A huge bowl that can contain a large amount of weed. Also the football championship game.

We're gonna smoke from the superbowl, then watch the superbowl\!

26. (superbowl) (14↑, 31↓)
An overly popularized American Sporting event but for on reason at all nine million people around the world watch it.

omg, the only interesting part of the whole superbowl was the halftime show.

27. (Superbowl) (40↑, 59↓)
An event with all the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the Americans, despite the fact they're the only nation on Earth who gives a shit about this 'sport' (rugby with pads)

Man 1: Alright mate, you goin' to the Superbowl this Saturday? Man 2: Nah, i'm gonna watch the footie down the pub, get pissed and have a fight. Fancy it? Man 1: Sounds good. Mine's a Carling.

28. (superbowl) (8↑, 29↓)
An annual event in which Janet Jackson exposes her boob to millions of people worldwide (with the help of Justin Timberlake).

"Are you going to the Stripbowl tonight?"

29. (superbowl) (4↑, 28↓)
Pretty much what everyone else said before. Superbowl XXXVIII (38) was in Houston, Texas on February 1, 2004.

You'll know how much hype the Superbowl gets over half a year in advance if it ever comes to your town.

30. (superbowl) (15↑, 41↓)
The event were Janet flashed her boobie.

I wish Jacko's sis would have shown her beaver instead during the Superbowl halftime show.

31. (superbowl) (2↑, 33↓)
a game where one superior football team beats another [pussass] team in front of millions of americans.

yo, did you see the eagles distroy those pussass patriots? damn\!

32. (Superbowl) (22↑, 56↓)
Terrible event of [Fake Football]. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide. And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.

Guy 1: The superbowl is on Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action

33. (superbowl) (105↑, 150↓)
The championship match-up between the AFC and NFC conference winners in the game of (American) football. The event and, to a greater degree, the sport in general, is often referred to with disdain by pissy Europeans who attack it for no other reason than to be "better than America", probably because no one in America watches soccer. Boo fucking hoo.

Europeans pissed and moaned about Superbowl XXXVIII because Americans would rather watch the Patriots and the Panthers play then Ecuador and Australia.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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